Hi…. yes, yes i am.

We all do it. Please don’t judge me for this one and stop reading my blog because of it. Everybody smokes weed… almost everybody As advanced as you would think we are now, smoking weed is so taboo still. I don’t know why but it is. So if you’re a judgmental prick, stop reading now because this entire post is about getting high and being wavy. You can read the next one that’s about something the world isn’t so afraid of. Not only is getting high wavy, but everything you do while high is wavy. So what I want to help you with here is ways to make your high day the waviest possible. There’s nothing worse than a bad high. Trust me. Which is why I wish it wasn’t so taboo because getting high and then having to hide your high is the biggest mood killer. 

Set your environment– if you get high to enjoy it (not because of anxiety and things like that) you wanna set the mood so nothing around you kills your vibe. Calm space away from all the people you literally get high to deal with. Wavy lighting. I promise you just like with selfies, lighting can make or break your high. Remember when you’re high everything is extra enhanced. So last thing you need is these insane bright lights hurting your eyes. Find your zen. Whether it be a park, a small little area you enjoy looking at, or the comfort of your own home.  

The fire tunes– the bops are so important man. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing like being high and listening to the wavyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tunes. Pick a genre. Too much shuffle might shift your mood too much, make you all confused and shit. We don’t need that. Some old school R&B, or some calm Spanish tunes, whatever you’re into. Make a playlist or pick the station and just vibe.  

THE SNACKS!!!!!- Oh yes. The most important! If you smoke a lot, you have your favorite go to snacks when you’re high. Make sure you have them handy. Its really annoying to have to get up and have to go buy snacks when you’re already high and all you wanna do is sit on the couch and vibe out you feel me. Or if your environment of choice was to be outside somewhere, then make sure you picked somewhere close to somewhere fire to eat. (example I get high w my best friend in the city close to our favorite taco spot all the time) that way, you can always have something wavy to eat close by because you willllll be hungry.  

The company you keep– You don’t always wanna get high on your own, sometimes the vibe is the people around you. So you have to make sure that you get high with people who won’t kill your high. This is so important you don’t even realize it. Honestly, like with everything in life, who you surround yourself with has a really big impact on your vibe. One thing we can all agree on is that high or not, your vibe and your energy is always to be protected. So be weary of who you invite into your space when you’re trying to enjoy your high.  

Understand why you’re doing it– Although weed is not a gateway drug, in spite of what you’ve been told, it’s still a drug. Are you smoking because you want to escape reality forever? Are you smoking because you simply need a break? Are you smoking for mental health reasons? Anxiety, depression, etc. Are you smoking as an alternative to receiving actual help? I am not here to judge. I just want you to know why you’re doing it before you do it. It’s very important to know why. You could be going thru something that a calm high won’t be able to erase. If you’re getting high because you just need a lil break from the real world then sure but if it is to avoid the reality of your problems then no, get help. Therapy is a wavy high too honestly.  

Now, this post isn’t for you to go and try weed for the first time because I made it sound cool. No. This is for my homies who have tried it already but don’t feel like they are achieving maximum waviness all the time. You feel me? This post is judgement free. Whether you are a teacher, an investment banker, a business owner, a parent, nobody should ever make you feel like you shouldn’t be doing it. It’s up to you and what makes you happy. It’s not a big deal. If at any point you do feel that it is becoming a problem, then you need to get help. And that’s okay too. A wavy high ain’t never hurt nobody you feel me. This post is solely referring to weed any other drug you’re on your own cause I don’t know anything about that.  

Author:

I’m Rossy ( Row-z ). I am a mother and a writer. Im 28 years young and im still figuring myself out, but i realllly like the woman i’m getting to know. i love all things food, sleep & wavy fits. Im not even sure where i want to take this. My need to write is so much bigger than my need to understand why.

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